A Gentleman’s Guide to Wine in Quarantine

This shit sucks. My dad’s been bumping into walls with his brand new VR set and my mom’s been doing Zoom calls at full volume while shoving frozen asparagus into an old oven.

But it doesn’t have to suck.

Restaurants have been turning into retail shops, selling bottles from prize-winning lists, and shops have been delivering as if people are more worried about an…